Top 5 Signs Dwight Howard Has Lost His Mind

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5) He spent the first three months of 2012 flip-flopping on whether or not to be traded. He's spent the last three months flip-flopping on what team to be traded too.

4) He went straight from high school senior to NBA superstar. (He doesn't have much education)

3) He doesn't want to play for the Lakers. You know, the team in LOS ANGELES that now has two of the most exciting players basketball fans have ever seen - Kobe Bryant & Steve Nash.

2) He's reached out to TV networks about broadcasting "Indecision 2012: Help Dwight decide where to play ball".

1) He's the first player in NBA history to request a trade to the Nets.

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